The Stalker -Part 3

So after telling my work friends about the PG comment I settled down to work. At about 11am I get a mail from him. ‘Morning! How’s your day going so far?’ Ugh god I hate this silly small talk in an email…. It’s such an interruption into my inbox. Ooh yeah got up, got dressed,…

The Stalker – Part 2

The morning after our second date I awoke to my phone buzzing with messages. 8.39am and he has sent me 6 texts. “Good morning gorgeous” “How you feeling?” “I had so much fun last night” “Really keen to see you again soon” “when can I see you next ?” “hope I didn’t wake you” Too…

The Stalker

This one is a cautionary tale….. The Match I have two ‘types’. Tall, dark and handsome with good hair. Or tall dark and handsome with a shaved head. Seeing as the majority of my life has been spent living in Ireland this has meant that those two types were also invariably always white guys. So…

The Alchemist

The Match This one was ridiculously good looking, and I mean that in a Zoolander kinda way as almost all of his pics were blue steals but sadly non-ironically. But to be fair to him he was hot…He was tanned with a David Beckham’esque hair cut and piercing  blue eyes. One of his pics was him…

V Day (Intro to Vegetable man)

Tonight, my Valentines date is with a 2yr old! As a singleton I felt it only fair that I offered my babysitting abilities to my best friend so she and her husband could go out for a romantic and much deserved date night. Now this little boy is a joy to be hold and I undoubtedly…

Periodical Ghazal

A poem of mine …. “Periodical Ghazal “ The time has come again for blood. I do not pain, I am not cut, and yet I bleed blood.   Drip, drip, drop blood, the crimson liquid flows Cascading from my barren womb, the dark blood.   The death of life before it has begun, the…

The Hipster

Having lived in London for four years I know a Hipster when I see one. My ex lived in Shoreditch, the Hipster Capital of the World ensuring my eye is fine tuned to the many variables of hipsterdom. So frankly I should have spotted this one a mile off, but alas my desire to find…

The start of something wonderful….

Sooooo so many of you have said over the years how I should start a blog about my dating exploits. So I sat down recently and wrote this about a real life date I had a few months ago!! Would be good to see what you think and if you’d like to read more !…